Check-Up Thread

[JJRower of Rock. And Souls.]

Greetings. I am the Doctor, Kabuto Hebi. I have breached the Fourth Wall once more in order to extend my services to our universe controllers. It has come to my attention that several of the highly-advanced beings roaming our world have been rather negligent in their maintenance of their biological bodies. I am sure this may come as a shock to some, but honestly, how often do you take your characters to the Doctor's office?

So I am offering check-ups, free of charge. All that I ask in return is the simple fact that I am aware of the checked-on character's existence. I don't need to know their powers or anything similar, and there are probably ways to find their identity otherwise. That is all that I ask. If you want them to learn of myself, that would be fine as well; I could also simply give the check up in disguise. After all, all of the Doctors currently on Earth are really just my Selves, disguising themselves. You never would have guessed, would you?

So, please fill out this lovely little checklist below so that I may know just who I am examining and any concerns they have which should be looked in on during their check-up. My best wishes to you all.

Code:

Character Name:
Character Application (optional):
Any Concerns?:
Anything Off-Limits?:
Notes:

[SageLord of the Understream]

Character Name: Kururai Osamerukami-Asthavon
Character Application: WIP
Any Concerns?: Should I be concerned?
Anything Off-Limits?: It wouldn't be very fun if there were limits.
Notes: Hebi might not be aware of Kururai's existence--especially considering up til now he wasn't very powerful and therefore not well known in general. For them to meet to begin with, I'll have it as Kururai having, after searching for a skilled-enough doctor or otherwise, learned of Dr. Hebi, he starts to actively do things that might warrant Hebi's attention (whatever that might be) to eventually get Hebi to meet him. Ultimately, the goal is to get Hebi to "examine" Kururai's body and hopefully find a way to rid himself of his Asthavon ties, one way or another. Whether or not that can be achieved, or if Kururai can even get to that point--well, I'm open for anything, really.

[JJRower of Rock. And Souls.]

X My Report X

Patient Name: Kururai
Concerns?: Nothing in particular.
Synopsis: I'm about 90% certain that you're actually a girl. You may want to have another Doctor's confirmation, but the only thing that's saying that you're actually male appears to be that sprout between your legs. I must say, however, that it appears you've got a nasty little Ziamichi spirit inside of your body. Coming from someone with a similar situation, I can say that you probably want to try to get it onto your side. It also seems like you may need some stress medication from your current home-situation and stress from being tied at the bloodline to the Asthavons. I'd suggest creating a room of punching bags filled with their faces, and just going totally nuts about 2-3 times a day. That should help.
Notes: Issues appear to be a work in progress.