Who the fuck is Santa again?
..Whatever whatever anyway,
My name is: Calypso Asthavon
I want for Christmas: Okay, listen, I don't really get how the whole Christmas thing works exactly, this is my first time actually ever thinking about it. So yeah, it's a whole new thing to me, and that's pretty exciting! I've been having a whole lot of new things happening to me, feels like being reborn. Don't really have anything specific I want, just... Surprise me.
And maybe probably don't try to take my insides, or prized possessions, or anything like that, Pseu says you rob people of freaky shit but I kind of don't believe her, she makes mean jokes a lot, haha.
PS: Sorry, I don't have a chimney, or a tree, or a house half the time.
For: Myself. Or well, whatever version of me you end up gifting to.
I can be found: I've had to start doing more stuff in Demon World, so you're more likely to catch me there, be it in any of the royal palaces that aren't a pain in the ass to get to.
Thank you very much and Merry Hebimas!
Did I do it right?