Happy Chinese Christmas. It's like Chinese New Years, where it's New Years but later on the year and also Chinese. For tonight, we'll do a nice and pleasant Night Burst starting from whenever today (2019/12/31) to tomorrow (2020/01/01).
What's a Nightburst?
It's a day where good children and good cheer comes together to celebrate the holy matrimony of #GUTS
and activity. Where members across the site vow to themselves, their peers, and Allah above to do their best to go absolute bat-shit with a posting spree on this holy night. Signing up not only is a commitment to yourself, but a means to let other people know that you intend to stay up, hunker down, and spam that shit out. Some people like to make personal goals for themselves (like four posts in one night, or if you're not a pussy, at least a dozen), some people view this as an opportunity to get all their planned posts out that they've been piling up on throughout the week/month/year. The latter is totally fine, even if you don't end up having a lot of posts to make and don't plan on posting in surplus. pussy.
Do I get anything?
The benefits are basically exclusively a sense of pride and accomplishment. I'm not staff, I have no power to offer any real and tangible benefits here.
Buuuut... If you're really good, you're on the nice list, and you think you've done a damn good job.... Maybe we can ask staff together to see if you can get a reward for your efforts to breath some life into this cesspool site. Otherwise, as a generous and benevolent god, I might entertain the idea of giving you a christmas gift myself using one of my infinite and infinitely mediocre talents. Just post in this thread to sign up, maybe with some information on how many posts you want to do or whatever, or maybe with what kind of reward you want if you meet that goal, etc..By the way, I will count completing apps, but I will not count just adding to the app. Go hard or go home, we don't take slackers and losers here.