I think I love you... no homo

The Mynard wants you to know that he has joined your wonderful bleach forum. The reason may surprise you! He has journeyed far and wide from dead forum to dead forum until arriving upon this. He just needed to use google, who knew? The Maynard is glad you have chosen to read his Introduction. He has put a lot of work into it!

As the resident goat fucker, I welcome you to Bleach PH. I hope that you find all that you are looking for. As a somewhat new person myself, I won't be able to answer any real questions that you might have, but hope that you'll enjoy my welcoming message nonetheless. Good luck on your first character, looking forward to seeing you in the world.

You seem to be quite the character... lol.
Enjoy your time with us, make sure you read the rules and you're not completely uncreative with your abilities and such, because that's boring. As are run-on sentences. Anyway, have fun and good luck on your first character. See ya in the Xat, broski.

-CPKallday, KFC, whatever.